The Desert of the Real...

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Where do we like most to go camping?
A: The Desert.


Q: Have we ever ran into trouble while on a camping trip?
A: Yes, a few times.  One time Dustin got sucked up by a tornado.  There were a few close calls with rattlesnakes, and no one can forget the flash flood at Surprise Tank!   


Q: Do you take Indian artifiacts?
A: No, and if anyone does that, we'd like you to understand that not only does it break federal laws, but anyone caught doing so faces a $10,000 fine.  So, DON'T DO IT!
Q: I take my dog camping with me.  Do you have any advice for dog lovers?
A: Yes, please see the El Paso Wilderness episode entitled "Bury my legs in the El Pasos.
Q: Are Marty Lewis and Danny Cuellar real biologists?
A: Yes, they work out of the biology research department at Cal State Long Beach.
Q: What the heck happened at Corn Springs?
A: Alcohol
Q: Why is Andrew labeled as "Philosopher" in some of the videos?
A: While he now labels himself as 'Freelance Philosopher', he does have a bachelor's in Philosophy AND Journalism.
Q: Ever kill any animals?
A: Not knowingly.